<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[evolutionistx]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://evolutionistx.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[evolutiontheorist]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://evolutionistx.wordpress.com/author/evolutiontheorist/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Germans]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>So I was reading a fairytale to the younguns, &#8220;&#8230;&#8217;Spin me all this,&#8217; said the Queen, &#8216;and when it is finished, you shall have my eldest son for your husband. Your poverty is a matter of no consequence to me, for I consider that your unremitting industry is an all sufficient dowry.&#8221;</p>
<p>I paused and said to my husband, &#8220;This is a <em>German</em> fairytale.&#8221;</p>
<p>We both started laughing.</p>
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<p>There is something about German seriousness and industriousness that I find amusing; I suppose that makes Germans one of the few ethnic groups I find funny. It&#8217;s always with such little self-awareness that my German friends seem to comment about how they just don&#8217;t know why they work so hard and are such perfectionists.</p>
<p>Asian friends, similarly, complain about how they just can&#8217;t stop themselves from working hard and paying attention to tiny details, even when they&#8217;re quite sick or actually want to stop hyper-focusing on a particular project.</p>
<p>At any rate, I stand by my initial assessment of Rumpelstiltskin.</p>
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<p>Meanwhile, have you seen the lovely new pictures of Pluto?</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_739" style="width: 525px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://evolutionistx.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/83auiugvnugrnkgbnzcgsucukhxo7dedeueprrsu9edfgnhwjfttpy-wxwaycinyncuusce6znejb6y3asfs0yh8hwxbbees18v0pzhc-nfm1kqvw_jytws0-d-e1-ft.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-739" src="https://evolutionistx.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/83auiugvnugrnkgbnzcgsucukhxo7dedeueprrsu9edfgnhwjfttpy-wxwaycinyncuusce6znejb6y3asfs0yh8hwxbbees18v0pzhc-nfm1kqvw_jytws0-d-e1-ft.jpg?w=515&#038;h=515" alt="You don't know how happy this makes me. " width="515" height="515" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Isn&#8217;t this fucking amazing?</p></div>
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<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_741" style="width: 536px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://evolutionistx.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/picture-13.png"><img class="size-full wp-image-741" src="https://evolutionistx.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/picture-13.png?w=526&#038;h=398" alt="Just look at that equator!" width="526" height="398" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Charon, Pluto&#8217;s biggest moon.</p></div>
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<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_742" style="width: 710px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://evolutionistx.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/picture-23.png"><img class="size-full wp-image-742" src="https://evolutionistx.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/picture-23.png?w=700&#038;h=400" alt="Pluto: the dwarf planet with a best friend." width="700" height="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Two to Tango</p></div>
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<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_743" style="width: 710px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://evolutionistx.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/picture-32.png"><img class="size-full wp-image-743" src="https://evolutionistx.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/picture-32.png?w=700&#038;h=398" alt="What is that blue thing?" width="700" height="398" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Oh, wait, those are Jupiter and Io. Well, I like them, too.</p></div>
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