“Hey, I am a good looking mid 30’s male. I am very successfull have a beautifull wife and a great sex life, however I cannot stop myself from constantly cheating on her. So I am thinking about getting a succubus, since technically its not cheating right? ”

I do not know if I should laugh or cry when I read this. I mean come on, what do people expect in a succubus.

Again, if you sole desire is to have sex with your dream women, you better start masterbating