HITCH IN TROUBLE: He’s been haranguing the missus again.

NOT SANTORUM: These Republicans are, well, psychedelic.

THE ALLEGED TRAITOR: Intelligence experts say the documents apparently incriminating anti-war campaigner George Galloway check out. Was he paid off by Saddam? The British government starts to investigate his “charity” and its funding. The Labour Party starts an investigation into what it calls “extremely serious” allegations. FYI: The Treason Act 1351 is still active, making it a crime, punishable by life in prison to “be adherent to the king’s [now queen’s] enemies in his realm or elsewhere”. If he’s guilty, send him to the Tower!