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<p>Alex Massie has a <a href="http://debatableland.typepad.com/the_debatable_land/2007/12/the-wodehouse-p.html">priceless post</a> that begins:</p>
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<p>In my sourer moments I find myself persuaded that Bertie Wooster&#8217;s verdict on aunts also applies to politicians: &quot;It is no use telling me that there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops the cloven hoof.&quot;</p>
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<p>He&#8217;s got the dreadful Clinton <em>down:</em></p>
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<p>One can easily imagine Hillary addressing a chap, thus:</p>
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<p>&quot;I think&quot; she said &quot;I shall be able to make something of you, Bertie. It is true yours has been a wasted life up to the present, but you are still young, and there is a lot of good in you&#8230;It simply wants bringing out.&quot;</p>
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<p>But what if you don&#8217;t want bringing out? Opting out ain&#8217;t an option with this sort of girl. And it gets worse. When Hillary isn&#8217;t being Honoria Glossop she&#8217;s reminding one of Florence Craye. Now it&#8217;s true that Bertie was briefly infatuated with Miss Craye. But that was until he engaged Jeeves and was persuaded that Miss Craye was a thoroughly unsuitable match (See Carry On, Jeeves for the details). As Bertie realised:</p>
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<p>&quot;The root of the trouble was that she was one of those intellectual girls, steeped to the gills in serious purpose, who are unable to see a male soul without wanting to get behind it and shove.&quot;</p>
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<p>Some of us might prefer to remain un-shoved.</p>
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<p>A lovely description of libertarianism in a way: the resistance to being shoved by politicians. </p>
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