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<p>A <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26197543">contest</a>. The winner: </p>
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<p>Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped ‘Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.J.’</p>
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