<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[The Dish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://dish.andrewsullivan.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Andrew Sullivan]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://dish.andrewsullivan.com/author/sullydish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Depressing Christmas Songs,&nbsp;Ctd]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VNsvE33pRSw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VNsvE33pRSw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" /></object></p> <p>A reader writes:</p> <blockquote><p>&quot;The Christmas Shoes&quot; by NewSong by far is the most depressing Christmas song. It’s a story about a poor boy who wishes desperately to buy a shiny new pair of shoes for his mother who is going to die and “meet Jesus tonight” in the hospital on Christmas Eve. I think there was a made for TV movie starring Rob Lowe based on the same general theme.</p> </blockquote> <p>This made it, I think, in last year&#39;s Cristmas hathos contest. Puke-inducing lyrics after the jump:</p>]]></html></oembed>