A reader writes:

I swear you make a cameo in the new commercial for Call of Duty: Black Ops (the one featuring Kobe Bryant, Jimmy Kimmel, and a variety of Joe/Jill Publics shooting up an urban wasteland). Around the 30-second mark, you appear to fire a explosive round into a car. This is either a strange coincidence or you are going to great lengths for cross promotion. I've attached a screen shot of you, or your double, to verify.

A half-dozen other readers were also on to me. But I do not wear and never have worn a polka dot tie and matching suspenders. I also have no idea how to shoot a gun. But if I had one, 'tis true, I probably would shoot a car.