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<p>The Great British Blogger, Nige, is <a href="http://nigeness.blogspot.com/2011/04/cardboard-boxes-in-depth-study-of.html" target="_self">engaged</a> on a &quot;tireless quest for soporific non-stories.&quot; A variation on Mike Kinsley&#39;s famous &quot;Most Boring Headline Contest&quot;, it requires a smidgen more content. The latest is a fantastic effort by the BBC&#39;s Jenny Sims on the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13082320">burning question</a> &quot;Cardboard boxes used to be free, so what happened?&quot;:</p>
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<p>Now, I love cardboard boxes as much as the next man (or, occasionally,  woman) &#8211; they are, in their way, perfect; if I was smaller, I&#39;d happily  set up home in one &#8211; but even I had difficulty reaching the foot of this  piece. It comes good towards the end, though, when the burning question  finally gets the obvious answer: People buy boxes online because it&#39;s  easier &#8211; well I&#39;ll be darned!</p>
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<p>Readers are invited to send in similar (non-Onion) examples if they come across them. Points will be awarded for hacks&#39; herculean efforts to make these stories interesting.</p>
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