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<p>A pair of virgins share their first kiss:</p>
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<p>Kelly at Videogum <a href="http://videogum.com/421681/this-is-just-a-very-good-kiss/tv/reality-tv/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Videogum+%28Videogum%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader" target="_self">can&#039;t contain herself</a>:</p>
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<p>I almost feel foolish for thinking that this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen because how can it even be real?! THE SECOND KISS? At least that second kiss has to be a prank. Like the time&#160;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jla_gpTJDDA">that couple pranked Jerry Springer</a>&#160;on MTV’s Spring Break, I bet. Or maybe the producers showed them a video of &quot;how to kiss&quot; beforehand and then had them practice for hours on a really out of control robot and now it’s just muscle memory? Listen, we can debunk this clip for as long as we like, but the fact remains that it’s the best kiss any of us will see in our entire lives. Even better than&#160;<a href="http://videogum.com/413481/a-beautiful-harmonic-kiss/webjunk/">this one</a>.</p>
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