]]>July was the best traffic month for the Dish Xmastime since I finally bought a car September and October 2008, a quarter of the pageviews due to publishing pretty much the exact same dumb shit as the month before an email sent to me by an old friend. 8 3.5 million no, not 8 million, 8 individual people and Marley logged onto this page like it was their toilet at some point, for a total of close to 11 million pageviews whatever the hell those are. 20 percent of our traffic came from squirrelsfisting.com Facebook and people who assume any site starting with “X” is porn social media. Welcome to all the newbies you know who you are…Tony; big thanks to the loyalty of long-time Dishheads Xmastime fans, who still can’t be bothered to make me a Wikipedia page but whatevs, like I fucking care, h8rs gon’ h8 .