<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[The Dish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://dish.andrewsullivan.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Andrew Sullivan]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://dish.andrewsullivan.com/author/sullydish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[How Not To Read The&nbsp;Bible]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><em><span style="font-size: 8pt;">by Matthew Sitman</span></em></p> <p>Rick Warren strikes again. His book, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Purpose-Driven-Life-Enhanced-Edition/dp/0310334195/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1344900784&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=purpose+drive+life" target="_self"><em>The Purpose Driven Life</em></a>, epitmoized the self-help Christianity genre, and now he has turned to the Book of Daniel for <em>dieting</em> advice. Rob Goodman <a href="http://www.religiondispatches.org/archive/culture/6123/the_bible_is_not_a_diet_plan/" target="_self">provides</a> the disheartening details:</p> <blockquote> <p>Pastor Rick Warren says this is a story about weight loss. The story is the Hebrew Bible’s Book of Daniel, and out of the wealth of details in this two-and-a-half-millennia-old book, Pastor Warren has plucked one in particular as the centerpiece of his church-sanctioned diet.</p> <p>Daniel, one of the four kidnapped Jewish youths, “resolved not to defile himself with the royal food and wine,” and chose to subsist on vegetables instead, ending up as healthy as anyone in his captors’ court. So, as Time magazine recently reported, Warren has “launched the Daniel Plan, a comprehensive health-and-fitness program.”</p> </blockquote> <p>Goodman&#39;s assessment of this travesty:</p>]]></html></oembed>