<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[The Dish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://dish.andrewsullivan.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Andrew Sullivan]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://dish.andrewsullivan.com/author/sullydish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The Shock Of The&nbsp;Truth]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>You never really expect to read it &#8211; especially in the business world where lies and public relations and reputation management are endemic. And then suddenly, it pops up, shocking in its candor. Here&#8217;s the <a href="http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20130228/BLOGS11/130229713/#sthash.DvxkWlrF.fpKwWu3n.dpuf" target="_blank">resignation letter</a> of Andrew Mason, Groupon&#8217;s CEO:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;People of Groupon,</p>
<p>&#8220;After four and a half intense and wonderful years as CEO of Groupon, I&#8217;ve decided that I&#8217;d like to spend more time with my family. Just kidding &#8211; I was fired today. If you&#8217;re wondering why . . . you haven&#8217;t been paying attention. From controversial metrics in our S1 to our material weakness to two quarters of missing our own expectations and a stock price that&#8217;s hovering around one quarter of our listing price, the events of the last year and a half speak for themselves. As CEO, I am accountable.</p></blockquote>
<p>Now if only the Pope could have been as honest. </p>
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