<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[The Dish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://dish.andrewsullivan.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Andrew Sullivan]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://dish.andrewsullivan.com/author/sullydish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[A Crime Of Staggering&nbsp;Magnitude]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Five <em>tons</em> of <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/thieves-make-off-with-five-tons-of-nutella-in-germany.php?ref=fpb" target="_blank">nutella</a>. Has Paula Deen been spotted in Germany lately?</p>
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