<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[The Dish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://dish.andrewsullivan.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Andrew Sullivan]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://dish.andrewsullivan.com/author/sullydish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Face Of The&nbsp;Day]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://sullydish.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tattoo-lids.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="167047" data-permalink="https://dish.andrewsullivan.com/?attachment_id=167047" data-orig-file="https://sullydish.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tattoo-lids.jpg?w=580&#038;h=632" data-orig-size="600,654" data-comments-opened="0" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="tattoo-lids" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://sullydish.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tattoo-lids.jpg?w=580&#038;h=632?w=275" data-large-file="https://sullydish.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tattoo-lids.jpg?w=580&#038;h=632?w=600" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-167047" alt="tattoo-lids" src="https://sullydish.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tattoo-lids.jpg?w=580&#038;h=632" width="580" height="632" srcset="https://sullydish.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tattoo-lids.jpg?w=580&amp;h=632 580w, https://sullydish.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tattoo-lids.jpg?w=138&amp;h=150 138w, https://sullydish.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tattoo-lids.jpg?w=275&amp;h=300 275w, https://sullydish.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tattoo-lids.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2013/04/26/Tattooed-Eyelids/">What you&#8217;re seeing</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>This man&#8217;s eyes are closed in this picture. His eyelids are tattooed with images of eyes. Since he had it done, he&#8217;s never lost a staring contest. He could sleep through a sermon or lecture and no one would ever know, but waking up next to him might be startling. Can you imagine his open casket funeral?</p></blockquote>
<p>(Photo by Redditor <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1d4a11/tattooed_eyelids_not_his_actual_eyes/">burntout80</a>)</p>
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