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<p>Ron Fournier dished it out and I <a href="http://wp.me/p33JF9-SsE" target="_blank">dished it back</a>. Just as in the olden times.</p>
<p>Cell-phone users are ruining <a href="http://wp.me/p33JF9-Sea" target="_blank">museums</a> <em>and</em> <a href="http://wp.me/p33JF9-Srf" target="_blank">airports</a>. Beyonce is <a href="http://wp.me/p33JF9-SsJ" target="_blank">so now</a>, while Europe&#8217;s Muslims remain so <a href="http://wp.me/p33JF9-Sp7" target="_blank">very pre-Enlightenment</a>. And the tell-tale sign that the ACA is finally working as hoped for comes in <a href="http://wp.me/p33JF9-Spo" target="_blank">the news of a massive ad-buy</a> from those big insurance companies. Just hold the meep for a bit.</p>
<p>Francis dispensed with another <a href="http://wp.me/p33JF9-StL" target="_blank">thorny old theocon</a> (with lots of red tassles). And the window view winner was from &#8230; well <a href="http://dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/12/17/the-view-from-your-window-contest-winner-184/" target="_blank">click the link</a>. Almost as cold as today&#8217;s Dish reader&#8217;s <a href="http://wp.me/p33JF9-Sqi" target="_blank">window view from Iceland</a>. Brrr.</p>
<p>The flu is abating, the cards are sent, and the season is &#8230; argh, I just hate this time of year. Can&#8217;t fake it. Won&#8217;t try.</p>
<p>The most popular post of the day was &#8211; yet again &#8211; <a href="http://dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/12/13/how-anti-christian-is-fox-news/" target="_blank">How Anti-Christian Is Fox News?</a> The <a href="http://wp.me/p33JF9-SsE" target="_blank">Fournier fisk</a> was second.</p>
<p>See you in the morning.</p>
<p>(Photo: Pantomime Dame Ceri Dupree exits the stage at the Wolverhampton Grand Theatre on December 13, 2013 in Wolverhampton, England.</p>
<p>Ceri, aged 50, is appearing as Princess Passionella in Sleeping Beauty at the theatre, where he first performed as a Dame in 1989. Pantomime is a Christmas tradition in the UK that dates back over 500 years to beginnings in the 16th Century Italian street theatre Commedia dell&#8217;arte, and uses physical theatre, innuendo and slapstick comedy to tell fairy stories. The central cross-dressing role of the Pantomime Dame, usually a mother, queen or widow, is a kind hearted figure, played by middle-aged men in large colorful dresses, and vivid, over-exaggerated make-up. The Dame emerged in the music halls of 19th century Victorian London and continues to this day.</p>
<p>By Mary Turner/Getty Images.)</p>
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