<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[The Dish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://dish.andrewsullivan.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Andrew Sullivan]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://dish.andrewsullivan.com/author/sullydish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Quote For The Day&nbsp;II]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;My advice would be for people not to climb into appliances,&#8221; &#8211; a <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/olive-oil-used-to-extract-naked-man-stuck-in-washing-machine-9041093.html" target="_blank">police officer</a> tasked with removing a man from a top-loading washing machine, with the help of copious amounts of olive oil. The dude was playing hide-and-seek.</p>
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