Ever notice this guy in Hieronymous Bosch’s “Garden of Earthly Delights”? An Oklahoma college student transcribed the score printed on his ass and made a recording of it:

So what does a 500-year-old “butt song from Hell” actually sound like? To my ears something like the creepy orgy scene soundtrack from Eyes Wide Shut—which, given the painting’s content, is oddly appropriate. But make up your own mind by listening here.

A choral arrangement has already dropped.