The story is set in a post-apocalyptic future in which most of Earth’s water has disappeared. The future is bleak and what is left of the water supply is controlled by the Eco Protectorate (a para-military organization that governs the planet’s new order).

Who’s that little kid down in the lower left you ask?

Well it ain’t Leo D. I can tell you that!

That’s right it’s one little Luka Haas in the flesh!

So I just finishes watching Solarbabies (1986) again after quite a few years.

It’s quite the harrowing tale of survival I tell you!

I think my favorite part of the movie is that its is based in the future where the world is mostly a waste land and yet

they Skate perfectly across roads that have been in disrepair for I don’t know how many years! LMAO!

Yes that’s one of them flying across the bridge over a endless chasm.

You are correct that is Jason Patric of Box Office Block Buster:

Quite the nail biter of a movie don’t you think?

And did you notice the brunette on the right? No not the one who divorce the fake ass motor cycle rebel of a douche husband.

You know, Jamie Gertz!

She looks familiar you say?

That’s right!

Another Jason Patric / Jamie Gertz ensemble.

Anyhoozle…

While hiding in a cave, Daniel(Lukas Haas) finds a mysterious orb with special powers. The orb is an alien intelligence called Bohdai.

Not to be confused with Bodhi.

Who we all know was quite the bad ass.

Did I mention I am pissed they are going to remake DirtyDancing?

What a fucking insult! It’s gotta be a bad joke!

Moving on……

Keanu as we all know was in

Speed 1! Get it!? Quite the coincidence.

Yes I know that Keanu and Sandra Bullock were in “The Lake House”

(But I like to pretend that movie never happened. Uhm Kay?!

Of course in Solar babies Bodhai looked like

Yes I do mean the glowing orb.

Okay, I could play connect the dots for ever.

If you really want to know what happens you are going to have to watch this cheezy awesome 80’s movies

**alcohol will help.

****but only if you are of legal age of course!

There’s my half assed review that you never asked for.

I may not be the talented writer that Pinkwood is.

But you get what you get!

Bonus info

Solar Babies also starred Peter Deluise of 21 Jump Street

and Adrian Pasdar

And Viola! Quite the wild ride huh?! LMAO! Tell me it wasn’t worth it!

Man! It’s almost Wincest-uous I tell you!

Thank you and good night!