When we left off Crowley was like why are you all up in my junk?

You know cas is like “what’s your’s is mine and what’s mine is mine.  He doesn’t like to share.

I’m pretty sure one of Cas’ rules as the new God is no one is allowed to have a threesome with out him.

 But Crowley didn’t really look too upset cuz he was standing there lookin pretty while wearing his favorite slippers.

I’m telling you they should have at least put the brand name of the slippers in the credits. Sheesh! Very Lazy! 

Dean that says that they need a spell to bind Death. Which of course peaks Crowley’s interest, that kinky bastard.

Crowley comes to his senses and says they’re delusional and points out size does matter. Or something to that effect.

Dean of course has had private sessions with Death and knows exactly what Death is packing. ;-P

Apparently Bobby has changed his mind after Dean and Sam clued him in to Cas’ sexual proclivities.

He reminds Crowley that Cas’ is no longer a power bottom but is now a power top  and shouldn’t be running the show.

When we catch up with Cas he is hanging out with the crusty old dude from the Golden Child.

Cas gives the guy some money

and heals him while pointing out that he’s not just a jealous bitch but a giver too.

Speaking of fugly, Cas starts to hear voices

and appears to have heartburn or a stomach ache.