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<p><strong>Phallus Party Theme Song</strong></p>
<p>Dick and balls with lots of sperm</p>
<div>Fa la la la la, la la la la</div>
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<div>Pinch it hard and make him squirm</div>
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<div>Fa la la la la, la la la la</div>
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<div>Don we now our gay apparel</div>
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<div>Fa la la, la la la, la la la.</p>
<p>Remember the safe word &#8211; carol</p></div>
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<div>Fa la la, la la la, la la la.</div>
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<div>Suck the oozing cock before us</div>
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<div>Fa la la, la la la, la la la.</div>
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<div>Spank his ass like dirty whores</div>
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<div>Fa la la, la la la, la la la.</div>
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<div>Scream out loud in merry pleasure</div>
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<div>Fa la la, la la la, la la la.</div>
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<div>While you fuck his Yuletide treasure</div>
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<div>Fa la la, la la la, la la la.</div>
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<div>Fast away, the orgasm passes</div>
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<div>Fa la la, la la la, la la la.</div>
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<div>Start anew, ye lads and lasses</div>
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<div>Fa la la, la la la, la la la.</div>
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<div>Fucking  joyous,  all together</div>
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<div>Fa la la, la la la, la la la.</div>
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<div>Wearing lots of chains and leather</div>
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<div>Fa la la, la la la, la la la.</div>
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<p>What to wear to the phallus party?</p>
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