<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Carly Simon Speaks to&nbsp;Me]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>No, not really <em>speaking</em> to me. More like her anthem, <em>You&#8217;re So Vain</em>, keeps circling about in my head. Why? Because I have a hair appointment to have my tresses tamed and trimmed.</p>
<p>No, I am NOT cutting it short!!</p>
<p>JUST a trim of maybe an inch to an inch-and-a-half. And maybe I will capitulate to my vanity, and get a gloss treatment to make my hair look like it came from a Pantene commercial.</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_243" style="width: 357px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/longgreyhair.png"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-243" data-attachment-id="243" data-permalink="https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2011/07/12/carly-simon-speaks-to-me/longgreyhair/" data-orig-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/longgreyhair.png" data-orig-size="347,333" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="longgreyhair" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/longgreyhair.png?w=300" data-large-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/longgreyhair.png?w=347" class="size-full wp-image-243" title="longgreyhair" src="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/longgreyhair.png?w=347&#038;h=333" alt="" width="347" height="333" srcset="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/longgreyhair.png 347w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/longgreyhair.png?w=150&amp;h=144 150w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/longgreyhair.png?w=300&amp;h=288 300w" sizes="(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-243" class="wp-caption-text">My hair, in about 20 years. Or in about three weeks if the kids keep driving me nuts.</p></div>
<p>I&#8217;ll try to post before and after pics of the hair. Hopefully, it won&#8217;t be too big of a change for <em>someone</em> 😉</p>
<p>I can hear Hubby whimpering all the way over here already&#8230;. 😉</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE!!</strong></p>
<p>Ok, here you go:</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_246" style="width: 402px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/haircut.jpg"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-246" data-attachment-id="246" data-permalink="https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2011/07/12/carly-simon-speaks-to-me/haircut/" data-orig-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/haircut.jpg" data-orig-size="540,720" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="haircut" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/haircut.jpg?w=225" data-large-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/haircut.jpg?w=540" class="size-full wp-image-246 " title="haircut" src="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/haircut.jpg?w=392&#038;h=522" alt="" width="392" height="522" srcset="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/haircut.jpg?w=392&amp;h=522 392w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/haircut.jpg?w=113&amp;h=150 113w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/haircut.jpg?w=225&amp;h=300 225w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/haircut.jpg 540w" sizes="(max-width: 392px) 100vw, 392px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-246" class="wp-caption-text">SHINY!!!!</p></div>
<p><strong></strong>Ok, people??? 😀</p>
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