<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Born Yesterday]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I firmly believe I should have been. Well, not literally. But I have an affinity for the 1940&#8217;s and 50&#8217;s. The music, the fashions, the radio shows, the comfort foods&#8230;.and the *ahem* adult beverages. I swear, if I could channel June Cleaver, I would.</p>
<p>And sometimes, I manage to come <em>so</em> close!</p>
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<p>A friend of mine makes these wonderful vintage aprons, and I just acquired my third creation!! All that is missing is a martini in my hand. Or maybe a Tom Collins. At least in my fantasy.</p>
<p>In reality, it would be Alka Seltzer 😉</p>
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