<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the Little&nbsp;Things]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Last night I had to make an emergency run to the grocery store because I had <em>just</em> run out of milk. I don&#8217;t know what it is with the kids, but lately they have been drinking milk like it&#8217;s going out of style. I had also run out of creamer for my coffee this morning, but since I use milk when I&#8217;m out, I hadn&#8217;t thought to get more. Well, that was shot, so of course I had to go to the store for sure! Anyway, after fighting with the fridge rack to let go of the last bottle of non-fat hazelnut (I give up fats, not sugars. I&#8217;m not stupid), I start walking to the front of the store to pay for my foodstuffs when I saw this:</p>
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<p>I do ♥ me some Shiner, and I do enjoy their seasonals. Well, it <em>is </em>October, so I figure this is a sign. Beer is food, right? I thought so. So, I grab a six pack, and finally come to the register to check out, and surprisingly, the gentleman asks to see my ID. Well, ok&#8230; I show him my ID, and he proceeds to ring up the rest of the groceries. And then I see this:</p>
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<p>Did you read that?? &#8220;<em>Appearing under the age of 40&#8243;!!!!</em> He carded me because I LOOK YOUNGER THAN 40!!!!</p>
<h1><span style="color:#800000;">WINNING!!!!</span></h1>
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