<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Word to Your&nbsp;Mother!]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Saturday I took the kids to IHOP, since I was in no mood to cook after an eight hour drive. As usual, there must be music, and Eldest was scrolling through the XM stations when I screeched at her to stop.</p>
<p>Moon Unit Zappa&#8217;s <em>Valley Girl</em> was on!!</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>Like oh my god!</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Like, totally!</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>It&#8217;s like so bitchen!</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Grody to the max!</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Gag me with a spoon!</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Like, fer sure&#8230;.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Totally!</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p><strong><em></em></strong>The kids listened to it with deer-caught-in-the-headlights looks and Eldest asked me, &#8220;Like, how old is this song?&#8221;</p>
<p>And smartipants that I am, I said, &#8220;Like, totally thirty years old!&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/valley-girl.png"><img data-attachment-id="992" data-permalink="https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2011/11/28/word-to-your-mother/valley-girl/" data-orig-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/valley-girl.png" data-orig-size="347,704" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="valley girl" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/valley-girl.png?w=148" data-large-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/valley-girl.png?w=347" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-992" title="valley girl" src="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/valley-girl.png?w=347&#038;h=704" alt="" width="347" height="704" srcset="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/valley-girl.png 347w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/valley-girl.png?w=74&amp;h=150 74w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/valley-girl.png?w=148&amp;h=300 148w" sizes="(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px" /></a>Sometimes I get the feeling the current generation thinks they invented the words <em>like</em> and <em>totally.</em> They looked surprised to learn that certain idioms they use have been around for decades. Some, like <em>swag</em>, are new to me. That one still confuses me, and drives Son up the wall whenever he hears it. Lately I have seen the terms <em>beast </em>and<em> boss</em> being used. I always thought a beast was a bad thing, or an X-Men character. How little I know, right?</p>
<p>But all that got me to thinking&#8230;. what is to stop me from being an etymological trendsetter?? So, I thought about it, and have come up with the coolest phrase evah!!</p>
<h1 style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#800000;">EPIC ENTROPY!!</span></h1>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">I tried it on the kids this morning, and got a blank look for my efforts. But not to worry. It will catch on. Momma always has the last word, and that&#8217;s epic entropy 😉</p>
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