<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Why-Oh-Gee-Ay: YOGA!!]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>As most of you know, I am not the most active gal around. I hate exercise. Well, I hate running. I hate doing the stair machine. Elliptical is the devil&#8217;s work. You get my drift. Even <em>Sweating to the Oldies</em> was a bit too hectic for me. I used to have a membership in a gym a long time ago, and while it was nice to get away for a while, I always felt intimidated by the people working out. It seemed to me like I was crashing a Gold&#8217;s Gym commercial.</p>
<p>But I&#8217;m growing older, and I&#8217;m starting to feel the aches and pains that come with the grey and the wrinkles. Several friends have suggested I try Yoga. Now, I&#8217;m in no shape to be twisted like a pretzel so that I can achieve inner peace. I have balked at trying it because I don&#8217;t have elastic ligaments and don&#8217;t relish the thought of trying to do a Chinese split or bend over backwards to touch my toes with my nose. However, my new friend Elizabeth (who photographed me for the TRD) is getting her certification as a Yoga instructor, and it just seems like Fate is pointing me in that direction. Either that, or this Lent thing is really playing havoc with my head.</p>
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<p>So, I think I will try Yoga, with the possibility of either becoming very fit and flexible (SHUT. UP!!), or relegating myself to Ripley&#8217;s Believe It or Not Museum as the world&#8217;s only living pretzel.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m hoping for the former. But the latter could bring fame and fortune. It&#8217;s a toss up 😉</p>
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