<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[My Voodoo List]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>There are times when I get frustrated. Everyone does. But Lent has made me realize just how <em>happy</em> I am when I get to consume sugar, mostly in the form of chocolate. I have been a grump around the house, and find my patience frayed more so than usual. And y&#8217;all know patience is one of my strong points. I thought long and hard about how I can cheer myself up and improve my outlook on life, and came upon the best idea ripped off from <a href="http://www.fetchmyflyingmonkeys.com/">Laura</a> ever.</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m making my first ever Voodoo List©. That&#8217;s right! Anything that just ticks me off for no reason will be placed on that list faster than a pin goes through burlap. So far, these are my entries for the week:</p>
<ul>
<li>The Oskars™. Yes, I misspelled it on purpose.</li>
<li>The US Post Office. I paid the $0.56 I owed on postage due on a package on Wednesday, and I have yet to receive it.</li>
<li>Danica Patrick. Over-hyped, and over-blown, and definitely over dumb.</li>
</ul>
<p>Believe me, there will be more. I will update weekly for my sheer enjoyment. Feel free to leave any suggestions in the comments.  😉</p>
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