<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Shopping for Daddy]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>In one phrase: it&#8217;s hell.</p>
<p>My dad is happy with a gift card to Barnes and Noble™. <em>DONE!!!</em> My father-in-law? Cooking stuff. <em>DONE!!</em> But Hubby? He doesn&#8217;t <em>want</em> anything. He has stacks of gifts still in boxes for which he has no use. One year, I gave him a miniature Stonehenge for his desk. It&#8217;s in a drawer, along with the Leonardo Da Vinci 3D Vitruvian Man. Oh, and yesterday I found his stash of plush microbes.</p>
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<p>Yes, he has some of those. He is a pathologist, after all!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s sweet that he always tells us he doesn&#8217;t want anything, but it&#8217;s difficult to make Father&#8217;s Day special for him. This summer he was invited to return to Hungary to a medical school there, and I&#8217;m seriously thinking of packing him up and screaming &#8220;HAPPY FATHER&#8217;S DAY!!!&#8221; as he passes through TSA checkpoints. It would be a lot simpler!!</p>
<p>What are y&#8217;all&#8217;s plans for the dads in your life?</p>
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