<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The Butter Incident]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I love my dog. She is the sweetest, gentlest, neurotic ball I know. Even more neurotic than I am. But she makes every day funny somehow.</p>
<p>She also likes to test her boundaries.</p>
<p>A while back, I was in the kitchen making something that required fattiness. In this case, it was butter. I love baking with sweet cream unsalted butter. It makes me very happy. Anyway, I had set aside the last stick of butter on the kitchen island and was measuring the rest of the ingredients, when my dog, that loveable fuzzball, decided that HEY!!! THAT&#8217;S SWEET BUTTAH!!!</p>
<p>And she promptly leaned up, swiping the rest of it onto her tongue.</p>
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<p>I was not happy, and when Momma ain&#8217;t happy&#8230;.</p>
<p>Needless to say, I did no baking that day. The dog also got no treats that day. She has since learned that the counters are off limits, as is the table. In retrospect, it&#8217;s pretty funny how she managed to sneak that, but I really wanted to bake whatever it was I felt like making.</p>
<p>Nowadays I make sure to have at least <em>two</em> packages of butter in the refrigerator at all times 😉</p>
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