<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[I Need a Time&nbsp;Machine]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again. Pretty soon, little ghouls and princesses will be coming around to get their fix of sugar, and after that, little family members will be coming around for turkey and pie, and after <em>that&#8230;.</em></p>
<p>It doesn&#8217;t bear thinking about right now.</p>
<p>I tend to do most of my creative stuff during the fall. I admit I like to dress up in costumes to greet the <del>unsuspecting innocents</del> trick-or-treaters. I am never scary intentionally. Notice the use of the word, &#8220;intentionally&#8221;. It matters. This year, I was toying with the idea of doing a Steampunk costume. I do own *ahem* some of the accoutrements needed, not to mention I can fashion out a wicked set of goggles in a snap, plus I&#8217;m pretty handy with glue and needles.</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_2338" style="width: 479px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/lalicorneailee-steampunk-costume.png"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-2338" data-attachment-id="2338" data-permalink="https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2012/09/07/i-need-a-time-machine/lalicorneailee-steampunk-costume/" data-orig-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/lalicorneailee-steampunk-costume.png" data-orig-size="469,707" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="LaLicorneAilee steampunk costume" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/lalicorneailee-steampunk-costume.png?w=199" data-large-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/lalicorneailee-steampunk-costume.png?w=469" class="size-full wp-image-2338" title="LaLicorneAilee steampunk costume" src="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/lalicorneailee-steampunk-costume.png?w=469&#038;h=707" alt="" width="469" height="707" srcset="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/lalicorneailee-steampunk-costume.png 469w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/lalicorneailee-steampunk-costume.png?w=100&amp;h=150 100w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/lalicorneailee-steampunk-costume.png?w=199&amp;h=300 199w" sizes="(max-width: 469px) 100vw, 469px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-2338" class="wp-caption-text">Costume by La Licorne Ailee via Deviantart</p></div>
<p>And as totally cool as that would be, I am more than 100% sure that most of the kids wouldn&#8217;t even know what my costume represents. I could always fall back on the ever-reliable Roman toga, but then I run the risk of kids yelling &#8220;ANIMAL HOUSE!!!&#8221;, when they should NOT know about that at their age. It&#8217;s a quandary. Oh well&#8230;never too late to start planning, right?</p>
<p>Time to rummage through the fixtures at Home Depot™ 😀</p>
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