<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Feeling Stabby]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I am not a happy camper today. Aside the fact that Eldest is STILL not finished reorganizing her room, I now have been dealing with a rather ornery thorn in my side: my phone bill. It&#8217;s not what I pay. It&#8217;s the fact that <em>I&#8217;m not getting paper billing when I have requested it five times already.</em></p>
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<p>I understand that I may get someone in a foreign country to help me. I have no problems with foreign accents. But I <strong>do</strong> have a problem when I keep requesting paper billing, and I don&#8217;t get it. It is still an option with my carrier, after all. And the worst part? I can&#8217;t see my bill online, <em>because apparently the sign-up feature doesn&#8217;t recognize me as</em><em> being a customer!!!</em></p>
<p>But hey, let me skip one payment and they sure as heck find my address to send me my overdue bill.</p>
<p>So, if they can send me an overdue notice, <em>why can&#8217;t they send me the freakin&#8217; bill in the first place???</em></p>
<p>Yes, they are now on my Voodoo List™. Here&#8217;s hoping that after a stabby session with their representative doll, they get their act together. If next month comes around and there&#8217;s no bill, I will make origami machetes out of $1 bills and deliver them personally 😉</p>
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