<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Random Stuff, Because It&#8217;s Wednesday and Laundry Never&nbsp;Ends]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>My apologies for not writing a post yesterday. I wasn&#8217;t feeling all that well, and the cerebrum decided it was better suited to replaying the movie <em>Dragnet</em>, complete with rap song at the end. Honestly, I remembered the whole movie all morning long. It&#8217;s probably why I had a hankering for chili dogs and a Shirley Temple™.</p>
<p>I have never understood the Designated Pitcher rule. Don&#8217;t try to explain it. I will just tune the words out of my retinas.</p>
<p>Why can&#8217;t mosquitoes suck fat?</p>
<p>If your significant other asks you to make a sandwich, do it. After all, you chose to be with them for a reason.</p>
<p>Always write your Christmas List™ in pencil.</p>
<p>And lastly remember this: &#8220;STRESSED&#8221; is &#8220;DESSERTS&#8221; spelled backwards. That means it&#8217;s always time for chocolate.</p>
<p>Hope y&#8217;all have a great day!! 😀</p>
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