<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Two Front Teeth and a Box of&nbsp;Rocks]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>For the life of me, I don&#8217;t understand what is so hard about giving me gifts.</p>
<p>My mother swears up and down to anyone who will listen that I am the HARDEST person to shop for. I&#8217;m sure this stems from the Spiegel™ Dress Incident of 1983. She purchased a rather nice dress from the pricey catalog for me, and I was not overly gushy about it. In my defense, it would not be acceptable at school because of it being strapless, and I was such a fuddy duddy that I felt uncomfortable wearing it.</p>
<p>I have since gotten over that hang-up, as you can probably tell.</p>
<p>I am a creature of habit. Seriously. Coffee, wine, bubble bath, pajamas, chocolate, jewelry&#8230;.not ONE of those things have ever changed. Admittedly, I have found some things that I like as I&#8217;ve grown older.</p>
<p>Sadly, they are appliances, pots and pans, and air fresheners.</p>
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<p>Knives, earrings, comfy sweats&#8230;. I am happy with almost anything.</p>
<p>Except artwork. I have no space for it, and no patience trying to decipher what the artist is trying to tell me. Besides, I quite love the artwork my kids have made over the years far more 🙂</p>
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