<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Obviously, I am Not a Woman of&nbsp;Mystery]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Christmas was a big hit around here. We spent it at my folks for the first part of the day, then drove home to open the gifts in the evening.</p>
<p>When Eldest asked if I wanted my gifts wrapped, I knew it was going to be fun. Seems that *ahem* people forgot to wrap my gifts. No matter. I told her it was a waste of time and effort and to just put it in the bags they came in. Hubby had taken the kids to shop for me. I will never let him do that again, because apparently the kids did the choosing.</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_2806" style="width: 329px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2012/12/26/obviously-i-am-not-a-woman-of-mystery/vader-hoodie/" rel="attachment wp-att-2806"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-2806" data-attachment-id="2806" data-permalink="https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2012/12/26/obviously-i-am-not-a-woman-of-mystery/vader-hoodie/" data-orig-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/vader-hoodie.png" data-orig-size="319,505" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="vader hoodie" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/vader-hoodie.png?w=190" data-large-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/vader-hoodie.png?w=319" class="size-full wp-image-2806" alt="A hoodie to wear at football games, or whenever I please...." src="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/vader-hoodie.png?w=319&#038;h=505" width="319" height="505" srcset="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/vader-hoodie.png 319w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/vader-hoodie.png?w=95&amp;h=150 95w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/vader-hoodie.png?w=190&amp;h=300 190w" sizes="(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-2806" class="wp-caption-text">A hoodie to wear at football games, or whenever I please&#8230;.</p></div>
<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong. It&#8217;s very cool, and very warm! It was the Sithy gift.</p>
<p>And this was the wino gift.</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_2807" style="width: 330px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2012/12/26/obviously-i-am-not-a-woman-of-mystery/wine-tasting-glass/" rel="attachment wp-att-2807"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-2807" data-attachment-id="2807" data-permalink="https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2012/12/26/obviously-i-am-not-a-woman-of-mystery/wine-tasting-glass/" data-orig-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/wine-tasting-glass.png" data-orig-size="320,496" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="wine tasting glass" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/wine-tasting-glass.png?w=194" data-large-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/wine-tasting-glass.png?w=320" class="size-full wp-image-2807" alt="Taste wine? What a novel idea..." src="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/wine-tasting-glass.png?w=320&#038;h=496" width="320" height="496" srcset="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/wine-tasting-glass.png 320w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/wine-tasting-glass.png?w=97&amp;h=150 97w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/wine-tasting-glass.png?w=194&amp;h=300 194w" sizes="(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-2807" class="wp-caption-text">Taste wine? What a novel idea&#8230;</p></div>
<p>The Wine Tasting Lolita™ glass! I didn&#8217;t have it, so that was a plus, because I hate, hate, <em>HATE</em> returning and/or exchanging anything. So I got Sithy and wine gifts for this Christmas. All in all, people know me well.</p>
<p>I may need to get a new hobby 😉</p>
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