<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[I&#8217;m Like Laura, Only&nbsp;Different]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I have been sick for a couple of days, and in an effort to get better, I decided to do what <a href="http://www.fetchmyflyingmonkeys.com/">Laura</a> does and self medicate. Admittedly, I am not a big fan of gin and circus peanuts, though I have been known to OD on the circus peanuts back in my youth. Still, I figured that it just boiled down to alcohol and sugar, right? So I drank some wine and ate some jelly beans in the hopes that I would magically feel close to human again.</p>
<p>Well, I&#8217;m still sick. And I am now of the opinion that one should NEVER mix jelly beans with any kind of wine. Of course, last night I didn&#8217;t care that I was still sick, so that&#8217;s progress, right?</p>
<p>I think next time I will do a mixed drink and chocolate, instead.</p>
<p>Because everything goes well with chocolate 😉</p>
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