<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[File This Under, &#8220;Why Didn&#8217;t I Think of This&nbsp;Before?&#8221;]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday I was taking my shower when it hit me.</p>
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<p>I don&#8217;t know why I didn&#8217;t figure this out sooner. I use shampoo in the shower and when I wash my hair the shampoo runs down my whole body. Printed clearly on the shampoo label is the advertisement, which should clearly be a warning, &#8220;for extra body and volume.&#8221;</p>
<p>No wonder I have been gaining weight. It&#8217;s not the food. IT&#8217;S THE SHAMPOO!!!</p>
<p>Well, so much for shampoo. I&#8217;m getting rid of that stuff and switching over to Dawn™ dishwashing detergent. Why?</p>
<p>Because the label clearly advertises that it &#8220;dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.&#8221;</p>
<p>I am a GENIUS! Y&#8217;all can thank me with chocolate. There&#8217;s Dawn™ for that 😉</p>
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