<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[How to Be an Awesome Mom, Part&nbsp;Eleventy]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Last night we went out to eat, a treat from my brother-in-law in honor of Son&#8217;s birthday. It had been a long week, so Hubby suggested I have a drink. I was way ahead of him, and ordered a martini sampler: Guavatini, Lemondrop, and Chocolatini. Look, I know those aren&#8217;t &#8220;real&#8221; martinis, ok? But a beer wasn&#8217;t going to cut it and I wanted sugar to be my alcohol carrier.</p>
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<p>Aren&#8217;t they adorable?? And smashing. No, really. You can get smashed on one order alone.</p>
<p>Anyway, Son was interested in trying them. Hilarity ensued.</p>
<blockquote><p>Son: Mom, what&#8217;s the dark one?</p>
<p>Me: That&#8217;s the chocolatini.</p>
<p>Son: The what?</p>
<p>Me: (enunciating slowly) Chocolate martini.</p>
<p>Son: May I try it?</p>
<p>Me: Sure. (Don&#8217;t y&#8217;all wish I was your mom??)</p>
<p>Son: (coughing and gagging) Ugh! It&#8217;s like chocolate alcohol!!</p>
<p>Me: That&#8217;s the POINT!!</p></blockquote>
<p>Sometimes, this job is way too easy 😉</p>
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