One of the things my brother-in-law Draco and I used to like to talk about was movies. He has his favorites, and so do I. But we also had that list. You know, the movies we would never, EVER watch. EVER!!!! Invariably, one of us would screech at the other in disagreement over a classic, but for the most part we tended to agree on most movies we blacklisted. And so, in honor of my brother Draco, here is my list of the top five movies I’ll never, EVER watch.
It doesn’t matter which version, or sequel. I just don’t care to see some chick transmogrified into a cockroach while some dude runs around with finger blades. Though the blades are rather nice.
Seriously, who thought sparkly vampires and expressionless twits were a good combination?
Nicholas Sparks writes the same book with a different title every year.
Not to be confused with M. Night Shyamalan’s torturous homage to Nickelodeon’s Avatar: The Last Airbender, this film is so riddled with politics and plot holes, I would just as soon clip my nails in a Cuisinart™ than watch more than the ten minutes I wasted.
Ok, this is where y’all will probably hate me.
Can’t stand that over-rated, couch-jumping, peacocking whiner.
So, that’s my Thursday Never List. Feel free to admonish me for never having watched Top Gun. I get that a lot 😀
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