<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Get On My&nbsp;Lawn!!]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Some of y&#8217;all may know, I love flamingos. Every trip to the zoo begins with me taking a photo by my pink feathered friends. I must have dozens of photos, and all of them show my <del>gradual deterioration</del> maturity. Who knew Photoshop™ was relatively new?</p>
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<p>Sad to say, I don&#8217;t have any flamingo lawn ornaments. My HOA frowns on kitsch, even though a guy down the street has a veritable concrete menagerie in his front lawn. But I guess concrete deer are more realistic around these parts than a flock of flamingos. Anyway, while perusing the social-site-with-faces, a friend posted the most awesome thing since <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mouth_Billy_Bass">Big Mouth Billy Bass</a>:</p>
<h1><em>ZOMBIE FLAMINGO </em></h1>
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<p>Behold the epicness!!</p>
<p>You can not imagine the SQUEES OF GLEE that emanated from me yesterday. Actually, they sounded more like something from a horror movie, but that&#8217;s more fitting anyway. There are several different styles, including <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Inc-68664-Flamingo/dp/B008CFUUPA">this one</a>, but I liked the ones above found <a href="http://www.partycity.com/product/zombie+flamingo+yard+decorations+2ct.do">here.</a> Why? Because they have TEETH, which makes them even more ridiculous. And we always go for the ridiculous here.</p>
<p>This year I am definitely decorating my yard for Halloween. But I&#8217;m thinking these babies will be year-round 😉</p>
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