<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Thursday Never List]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I love my kitchen. It&#8217;s nice and big and has an island upon which I <del>sacrifice chickens</del> do all my cooking prep. It&#8217;s really my favorite part of this house. And with having a kitchen, one must have kitchen gadgets.</p>
<p>Gadgets make the world go round.</p>
<p>However, some gadgets I can do without. Frankly, they tend to either hinder, or make things worse.</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_3569" style="width: 1034px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/holy-toast-bread-stamper.png"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-3569" data-attachment-id="3569" data-permalink="https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2013/10/24/thursday-never-list-9/holy-toast-bread-stamper/" data-orig-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/holy-toast-bread-stamper.png" data-orig-size="546,537" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="holy toast bread stamper" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/holy-toast-bread-stamper.png?w=300" data-large-file="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/holy-toast-bread-stamper.png?w=546" class="size-large wp-image-3569" alt="When was the last time you wanted an effigy with breakfast?" src="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/holy-toast-bread-stamper.png?w=1024&#038;h=1005" srcset="https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/holy-toast-bread-stamper.png 546w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/holy-toast-bread-stamper.png?w=150&amp;h=148 150w, https://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/holy-toast-bread-stamper.png?w=300&amp;h=295 300w" sizes="(max-width: 546px) 100vw, 546px"   /></a><p id="caption-attachment-3569" class="wp-caption-text">When was the last time you wanted an effigy with breakfast?</p></div>
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<h1>#5&#8211; Electric Potato Peeler</h1>
<p>Why save electricity when you can whirr to your heart&#8217;s content?</p>
<h1>#4&#8211; Egg Separator</h1>
<p>Using one&#8217;s fingers are free.</p>
<h1>#3&#8211; Banana Case</h1>
<p>The world&#8217;s perfect food comes in a biodegradable container. Carrying it in a case is overkill.</p>
<h1>#2&#8211; Salad Scissors</h1>
<p>Some people like them, but I prefer to tear the greens with my bare hands. It&#8217;s therapeutic. And cheaper.</p>
<h1>#1&#8211; Egg Cuber</h1>
<p>This little gadget makes it possible for one to take a freshly peeled hard-boiled egg and make it cubed with the twist of a screw. Why you would need a square egg AFTER storage is beyond me. Seems to me one would be smarter to come up with a hen that lays square eggs, so you can store them more efficiently.</p>
<p>And there you have it. I have owned some of these. But not the Egg Cuber. I have standards 😀</p>
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