<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[What a Crock]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>This is just not happening. NOT. HAPPENING!!</p>
<p>It is freezing today by Texas standards, which means hot comfort food is a must. I don&#8217;t get the chance to make beef stew often, but today was the perfect day for it. Sleety, windy, gray, cold: just like winter should be. Not what I want in a winter, but nothing I can do about that except maybe place The Goron on my Voodoo List™.</p>
<p>Not saying I did, mind you.</p>
<p>Anyway, I go to do my kitchen prep: peel and dice potatoes, carrots, onions, brown stew beef cuts, and open the red wine. Yes, I cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. I place all that heavenly goodness into the crock pot, plug it in and&#8230;.. nothing.</p>
<p><em>NOTHING!!!</em></p>
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<p>I am aghast. <em>My crock pot is dead, y&#8217;all!!</em></p>
<p>I am at a loss. I love my crock pot. I use it at least once a week. After hyperventilating and walking around the kitchen island sobbing, I calmed down and decided to put it in the oven to cook, like a boss. Actually, like a boss that has a ton of cast iron dutch ovens. I&#8217;ll be danged if I let this setback ruin dinner. I mean, there is no way I am going out in this weather. Not even for a dinner out.</p>
<p>On the upside, Hubby has an idea of what to get me for Valentine&#8217;s Day 😉</p>
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