<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Retail Therapy]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t care what some people say, I firmly believe everyone enjoys retail therapy to some degree. Whether you are buying ammo or new shoes, or shopping for others or yourself, it makes no difference. There is a part of you that really, really feels good about it.</p>
<p>For some guys, it may be a very tiny part, but it&#8217;s there. Especially if it involves booze. Or bacon. Or bullets.</p>
<p>We women get a bad rap for it, but we don&#8217;t all follow the norm. For example, I have three sisters. Last evening Sister #2 called to tell me she had bought some furniture for the empty room upstairs, and was so giddy about it she was giggling. Sister #3 sent an MMS to all of us showing her new shoes, which she purchased at a major discount (And I mean MAJOR: Nicole Miller heels for $4.98). And Sister #4 and I (I&#8217;m Sister #1, in case y&#8217;all wondered) usually SQUEEE over the Lolita glasses we *ahem* acquire. The funny thing is, it doesn&#8217;t have to be expensive or blingy or showy for retail therapy to work its magic on your psyche.</p>
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<p>It just has to make you happy. Admittedly, a gorgeous diamond ring would make most women happy, and a Ferrari would make most men happy, too. But high maintenance would take away that first blush of happiness and replace it with resentment soon enough. Not that I would know first hand about that, though.</p>
<p>Sure would be fun to try it for a few weeks, though 😉</p>
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