<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Thursday Never List]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>As y&#8217;all know, it&#8217;s Lent and I have a habit of giving up all sorts of things during the season, mostly to test my willpower. So far, I have been sticking to it just fine. The worst part is looking at my Lolita glass collection and knowing I won&#8217;t be using it for over a month. This is me for the next few weeks.</p>
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<p><em>Over a month, people!!! </em></p>
<p>Sure, I can use one for a water glass, and probably will. But it&#8217;s just not the same. Little One offered to add food coloring to my water to make it look like a cocktail, but I declined. Her version of what looks like a cocktail is wildly different from mine. It&#8217;s not that I have a cocktail or glass of wine every night. It&#8217;s just that wine goes in a wine glass and cocktails go in a cocktail glass and water goes in a water glass. I don&#8217;t like messing with the order of things.</p>
<p>Anyway, I was looking at the cocktail board on Pinterest a few days ago and it gave me pause. There were some recipes there that called for some spirits best left in the Nether World, if you get my drift. I just don&#8217;t get how some people can drink some of the liquors and liqueurs out there. Seriously.</p>
<h1 style="text-align:center;">Liquor I Will Never Drink</h1>
<h1>#5&#8211; Chartreuse™</h1>
<p>The color is named for its hue. Neither the color nor the taste is appealing to me.</p>
<h1>#4&#8211; Ouzo</h1>
<p>Tastes like oily rotted anise.</p>
<h1>#3&#8211; Grappa</h1>
<p>Fermented grape skins were violated in the making of that stuff.</p>
<h1>#2&#8211; Jaegermeister™</h1>
<p>It is a digestive aid. One doesn&#8217;t drink Mylanta™ for kicks, so why drink that stuff to get tipsy?</p>
<h1>#1&#8211; Absynthe</h1>
<p>If I want to take a trip, I will book one through a travel agent.</p>
<p>As far as I&#8217;m concerned, these liquors are best used in Molotov cocktails. Your mileage may vary, but I bet some of y&#8217;all secretly agree with me.</p>
<p>Especially on the Jaegermeister™ 😀</p>
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