<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Thursday Never List]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m so sorry I haven&#8217;t been blogging here in a few days. I&#8217;ve been having some health concerns and had to get all my ducks to the other side. Things are fine, but if you remember <a href="https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2012/06/05/needles-in-soft-haystacks/">this</a>, then you&#8217;ll understand. I am blessed with a recurrence and a fabulous outlook, because it could always be worse. Anyway, that&#8217;s over and done with and I can now get back to the regularly (pshaw!) scheduled blog.</p>
<p>Today&#8217;s list will be the last for a while. It gets harder and harder to do a Never List as I blog along. And I find lists to be like cheating. I do feel like I don&#8217;t put effort into a post when I do a list. Although it takes me FOREVER to think of a topic, so I have that going for me.</p>
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<h1 style="text-align:center;">Things I Will Never Understand</h1>
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<h1>#5&#8211; Ketchup on burgers but not on steak.</h1>
<p>Unless the cow has two different genetic codes, I fail to see why you can&#8217;t eat steak with ketchup.</p>
<h1>#4&#8211; Driving gloves.</h1>
<p>Sure, some time back they were necessary. But the steering wheel has come a long way, baby.</p>
<h1>#3&#8211; Lip scrub.</h1>
<p>Your lip has some of the thinnest skin on your persona and you want to polish it?</p>
<h1>#2&#8211; A tax hike is permanent but a tax cut is temporary.</h1>
<p>And still, people don&#8217;t notice that.</p>
<h1>#1&#8211; How some females use their gender to get out of a ticket.</h1>
<p>Seriously, I don&#8217;t get how a woman could lower herself to that point, especially when she is in the wrong.</p>
<p>Anyway, that&#8217;s it for now. I&#8217;m off to take some Tylenol™ because I am not supposed to have any blood thinning pain medication after having needles in my upper pectoral area. Now that you have <em>that </em>visual, I hope you can enjoy the rest of your Thursday 😉</p>
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