<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[But Wait! There&#8217;s&nbsp;More!]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>As most of y&#8217;all know, the word &#8220;gullible&#8221; doesn&#8217;t exist in my dictionary. I am prone to be trusting. Sometimes that&#8217;s a good thing, and sometimes it&#8217;s not. This can be a bad thing with people, so I try to be on my guard as best as I can manage. But it is especially bad when it comes to&#8230;.. commercials.</p>
<p>Cindy Crawford with some new skin care? I want to rush out to get it.</p>
<p>New ceramic cookware? Sign me up!</p>
<p>A new shampoo made from the tears of alpacas?? GOTTA HAVE IT!!!</p>
<p>I do draw the line at the Jockey™ custom bra dealio, though.</p>
<p>Seriously, I am very susceptible to that crap. Luckily there&#8217;s the Internet. I have to force myself to look up information on every blingy thing that catches my eyes. And yes, I do mean &#8220;force&#8221;. Sometimes the Internet is a huge time suck and the next thing I know it&#8217;s dinnertime and the kitchen still has the morning dishes in the sink. So I try to limit my time on the laptop. Shut it, I typed &#8220;try&#8221;. Advertising has com a heck of a long way since the Tootsie Pop™. And the fact that computer graphics are used willy nilly doesn&#8217;t help much, either. Seriously, Slim Jim™ jerky sticks do NOT make for a good rope. Trust me on this.</p>
<p>I was hoping that the older I got, the less gullible I became. Sigh&#8230;. fending off ageing makes one far more vulnerable to this crap. I should give up and let Nature finish the furrows on my face. But not until I try that new stuff from Neutrogena™ 😀</p>
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