<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Sithy Things]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/author/aggiesprite/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Sometimes It&#8217;s Not My&nbsp;Fault]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I am usually the first person to admit fault in anything. Out of sweetener? My fault I forgot. Dead flowers? My bad for not checking the water. Dog had an accident? Oops&#8230;. forgot to let her out in time. I don&#8217;t mind accepting the responsibility, since most of the time it is easily rectifiable.</p>
<p>Except when it comes to my sister. It&#8217;s her fault everything she borrows from us gets ruined.</p>
<p>But there is a line that I do not cross. I won&#8217;t take the blame for something that I never did. A few evenings ago, Hubby and I were in bed watching TV, because there was a <em>Monk</em> marathon and that&#8217;s one of my jones. Anyway, he soon tired of it and decided to turn on his side, facing me, to go to sleep. Unfortunately, he didn&#8217;t notice that my leg was curled up facing him.</p>
<blockquote><p>Hubby: *whimpers loudly*</p>
<p>Me: Are you ok??</p>
<p>Hubby: *gasps* That really hurt.</p>
<p>Me: What?</p>
<p>Hubby: You kneed me in the&#8230;.</p>
<p>Me: WHAT? No I didn&#8217;t! I haven&#8217;t moved!</p>
<p>Hubby: Yes, you did&#8230;. *whimpers*</p>
<p>Me: No, I didn&#8217;t. You nutted me in the knee!!</p>
<p>Hubby: *stunned silence*</p></blockquote>
<p>I would never, ever damage fruit of his loom. That&#8217;s like cutting off the heels to a pair of Louboutins because you tripped over your shadow. Makes absolutely no sense. So yes, sometimes it&#8217;s NOT my fault, and he should deal with the consequences 😉</p>
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