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<p>After last week&#8217;s mild <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/ouch" target="blank">stomach-churners</a>, <strong>Daz from Cleethorpes</strong> has sent in an email and photos to further tax our gag reflexes.  Do not scroll down if you don&#8217;t want to lose your lunch, OK?  We&#8217;ve warned you.  Here goes:</p>
<p><em>Last year my uncle, who lives round the corner from me in Cleethorpes, was bitten on the foot by a spider which was promptly squished flat.  Bob&#8217;s foot (yes, Bob&#8217;s my uncle!) promptly swelled up, causing him to go to his GP.  </p>
<p>The doctor didn&#8217;t believe poor Bob and told him that UK-based spiders don&#8217;t bite and are non-venomous, and prescribed Bob a course of antibiotics.  Two weeks and much pain later my uncle&#8217;s leg looked like this: </em></p>
<h2><span style="color:red;">WARNING! Not for the squeamish!</span></h2>
<p><div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_2690" style="width: 110px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/1.jpg"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-2690" data-attachment-id="2690" data-permalink="https://answermethispodcast.com/2009/09/16/gammy-leg/1-4/" data-orig-file="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/1.jpg" data-orig-size="1200,1600" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;6650d-1c&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1217339899&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.9&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Bad leg" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;Click on this thumbnail to enlarge.  Only, don&#8217;t.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/1.jpg?w=225" data-large-file="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/1.jpg?w=768" src="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/1.jpg?w=100&#038;h=133" alt="Click on this thumbnail to enlarge.  Only, don&#39;t." title="Bad leg" width="100" height="133" class="size-thumbnail wp-image-2690" srcset="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/1.jpg?w=100&amp;h=133 100w, https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/1.jpg?w=200&amp;h=266 200w" sizes="(max-width: 100px) 100vw, 100px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-2690" class="wp-caption-text">Click on this thumbnail to enlarge.  Only, don't.</p></div><br />
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_2691" style="width: 110px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/2.jpg"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-2691" data-attachment-id="2691" data-permalink="https://answermethispodcast.com/2009/09/16/gammy-leg/2-2/" data-orig-file="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/2.jpg" data-orig-size="1200,1600" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;6650d-1c&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1217340002&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.9&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="yup, that&#8217;s a bad leg alright" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;seriously, don&#8217;t&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/2.jpg?w=225" data-large-file="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/2.jpg?w=768" src="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/2.jpg?w=100&#038;h=133" alt="seriously, don&#39;t" title="yup, that&#39;s a bad leg alright" width="100" height="133" class="size-thumbnail wp-image-2691" srcset="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/2.jpg?w=100&amp;h=133 100w, https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/2.jpg?w=200&amp;h=266 200w" sizes="(max-width: 100px) 100vw, 100px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-2691" class="wp-caption-text">seriously, don't</p></div><br />
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_2692" style="width: 110px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/3.jpg"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-2692" data-attachment-id="2692" data-permalink="https://answermethispodcast.com/2009/09/16/gammy-leg/3-2/" data-orig-file="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/3.jpg" data-orig-size="1200,1600" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;6650d-1c&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1217339867&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.9&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="bang goes Bob&#8217;s sock-modelling career" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;Honestly, are you sick or something?&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/3.jpg?w=225" data-large-file="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/3.jpg?w=768" src="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/3.jpg?w=100&#038;h=133" alt="Honestly, are you sick or something?" title="bang goes Bob&#39;s sock-modelling career" width="100" height="133" class="size-thumbnail wp-image-2692" srcset="https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/3.jpg?w=100&amp;h=133 100w, https://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/3.jpg?w=200&amp;h=266 200w" sizes="(max-width: 100px) 100vw, 100px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-2692" class="wp-caption-text">Honestly, are you sick or something?</p></div></p>
<p>Excuse us a second while we pick our stomachs up off the floor.  Ahem.  Daz continues:</p>
<p><em>Helen and Olly answer me this:</p>
<p>Are there any British spiders capable of inflicting such injuries?</p>
<p>And, did Uncle Bob&#8217;s doctor know his arse from his elbow? I feel this would be a prerequisite of a medical practitioner!</p>
<p>P.S Uncle bob was out of hospital after about a month and his leg now looks like a massive port-wine stain.</em></p>
<p>Sorry, Daz &#8211; we can&#8217;t answer your question because we&#8217;re too busy hoovering every nook and cranny in the house, piling <a href="http://www.wildaboutbritain.co.uk/forums/spiders/16054-conkers-keep-spiders-away.html" target="blank">conkers in every corner</a>, and constructing an arachnid-proof pod in which to sleep.  But well done for sending in a question that manages to combine several different common nightmares in one: spiders, near-death experiences, and mummies&#8217; legs.</p>
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