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<p>Well Spotify just named AMT one of the top podcasts of the decade, so let&#8217;s conclude the 2010s as we began them: by answering your questions! <strong><em>Answer Me This!</em> Episode 380</strong> features a feast of such festive treats as:</p>
<p>candy canes<br />
boarding school pranks<br />
turkey trends<br />
Christmas Day in London<br />
artificial Christmas trees vs toilet brushes<br />
Thanksgiving dinner vs Christmas dinner<br />
Pirates of the Caribbean vs squid<br />
getting drunk on brandy sauce<br />
the <a href="http://www.humanehollywood.org/index.php/movie-archive/item/snow-buddies"><em>Snow Buddies</em> puppy tragedy</a><br />
Mister Ed&#8217;s mouth<br />
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/_P3CtHl-Oq/">podcaster baubles</a><br />
the <a href="http://serpentineswimmingclub.com/our-special-races">Serpentine Christmas Day swimming race</a><br />
fake wine<br />
and<br />
the <a href="https://www.spam.com/museum">SPAM Museum</a>.</p>
<p>In this month&#8217;s <strong>Bonus Bit of Crap on the App</strong> &#8211; available for <a href="http://tinyurl.com/amtappleapp" target="blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>iPadPhones</strong></a>, <a href="http://tinyurl.com/androidAMT" target="blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>Android</strong></a> and <a href="http://apps.microsoft.com/windows/en-gb/app/answer-me-this/4a39a286-b630-4e2b-9866-8f2a12fd3508" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>Windows</strong></a> &#8211; we belatedly celebrate Martinmas! Which has more to do with geese and vintners than echoey-voiced Sound Men, but he&#8217;ll take it nonetheless.</p>
<p>How about some more AMT festive-related material? In <a href="https://answermethispodcast.com/episode329/">AMT329</a>, we have a Santa truther child, and the Catalan tradition of the Shitting Log; in <a href="https://answermethispodcast.com/episode329/">AMT357</a> there&#8217;s the filming secrets of <em>Home Alone 2</em>, what happened to the three wise men&#8217;s gifts, and what the &#8220;new old-fashioned way&#8221; is that people are dancing in &#8216;Rockin&#8217; Around the Christmas Tree&#8217;; in <a href="https://answermethispodcast.com/episode364">AMT364</a> we talk about how cranberries are farmed; and in <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/episode368">AMT368</a> we learn about Saint Nicholas&#8217;s sidekicks, department store Santas, Jesus and Mary&#8217;s relationship, and gift snobbery. </p>
<p>And of course, there&#8217;s a whole hour of festive AMT funtertainment in the <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/christmas">AMT Christmas album</a>, available at <a href="http://answermethisstore.com">answermethisstore.com</a> for a tiny price. Also there are AMTs 1-200; if you&#8217;re looking for a place to start, episodes 160 and 200 sit nicely at this time of year.</p>
<p><strong>Hear our other work!</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Helen makes <a href="http://theallusionist.org">The Allusionist</a>, an entertainment show about language, and <a href="http://VMIpod.com">Veronica Mars Investigations</a>, recapping every episode of <em>Veronica Mars </em>from the beginning.</li>
<li>Olly hosts many podcasts, and you can find them all at <a href="http://www.ollymann.com">ollymann.com</a>, including <a href="https://www.themediapodcast.com">The Media Podcast</a> and <a href="http://modernmann.co.uk">The Modern Mann</a>.</li>
<li>Martin is releasing four albums of new music this year! Hear them at <a href="http://palebirdmusic.com">palebirdmusic.com</a>, on the Pale Bird podcast, and on Spotify etc. You can also join him in contemplating the work of Tom Waits in <a href="http://songbysongpodcast.com">Song By Song</a>, which has just got to the end of Black Rider.</li>
</ul>
<p>This episode is sponsored by <strong><a href="http://Squarespace.com/answer" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Squarespace</a></strong>. Visit <a href="http://squarespace.com/answer" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">squarespace.com/answer</a> and get 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with the discount code &#8216;<strong>answer</strong>&#8216;.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll be back with more AMT in 2020 &#8211; the podcast turns 13 (!!) in January, and as our birthday gift we want your QUESTIONS: send them, in writing or as voice recordings, to <strong><a href="mailto:answermethispodcast@googlemail.com">answermethispodcast@googlemail.com</a></strong>. </p>
<p>Be our interfriend at <strong><a href="http:// twitter.com/helenandolly" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">twitter.com/HelenAndOlly</a></strong> and <strong><a href="http://facebook.com/answermethis" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">facebook.com/answermethis</a></strong>.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll be back with AMT381 on <strong>9 January 2020</strong>, and there&#8217;ll be a Retro AMT episode in your feeds on 18 December.</p>
<p><strong>Helen &amp; Olly</strong></p>
<p><span style="color:purple;">••• <strong>AMT380 Child-Friendly Rating: 78%</strong></span>. Some Santa Truth business. Discussion of puppy death. Couple of swears.<br />
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