<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[The Avenging Red Hand]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://avengingredhand.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[avengingredhand]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://avengingredhand.wordpress.com/author/avengingredhand/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The Gods of the Copybook&nbsp;Headings]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Rudyard Kipling&#8217;s archreactionary poem, posted here for your enjoyment, and more timely than ever:</p>
<p>AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race,<br />
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.<br />
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,<br />
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.</p>
<p>We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn<br />
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:<br />
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,<br />
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.</p>
<p>We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,<br />
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,<br />
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come<br />
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.</p>
<p>With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,<br />
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;<br />
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;<br />
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.</p>
<p>When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.<br />
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.<br />
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,<br />
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: <i>&#8220;Stick to the Devil you know.&#8221;</i></p>
<p>On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life<br />
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)<br />
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,<br />
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: <i>&#8220;The Wages of Sin is Death.&#8221;</i></p>
<p>In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,<br />
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;<br />
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,<br />
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: <i>&#8220;If you don&#8217;t work you die.&#8221; </i></p>
<p>Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew<br />
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true<br />
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four<br />
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.</p>
<p>As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man<br />
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.<br />
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,<br />
And the burnt Fool&#8217;s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;</p>
<p>And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins<br />
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,<br />
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,<br />
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!</p>
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