<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Ballastexistenz]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://ballastexistenz.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Mel Baggs]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://ballastexistenz.wordpress.com/author/ameliabaggs/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Strange search engine&nbsp;phrases.]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://aspergersquare8.blogspot.com/2007/07/wrongblognet.html">Bev just posted some search engine phrases used to get to her blog</a>.  Here&#8217;s some of mine.</p>
<p>Lots of people looking for stuff about blowing noses:</p>
<p>can&#8217;t blow nose<br />
videos of blowing your nose<br />
blowing noses<br />
nose blowing<br />
loud nose blowing women<br />
do you remember learning to blow your nose<br />
blowing my nose video</p>
<p>The hamster people:</p>
<p>how to make my hamster smile?<br />
can a hamster laugh?<br />
hamster body language<br />
hamster bleeds<br />
sign of a dead hamster</p>
<p>A few people looking for assholes:</p>
<p>assholes who communicate indirectly<br />
autistic assholes</p>
<p>People who really hate Menninger&#8217;s:</p>
<p>i hate menninger<br />
fuck menninger</p>
<p>Uh&#8230; female exams:</p>
<p>female exam<br />
physical female exam video<br />
fantasy female doctor exam<br />
female fantasy of dotor exam</p>
<p>Who knows:</p>
<p>stratified something<br />
real life pictures of crypto animals<br />
when do octopus sleep?<br />
stop eyeballing me private<br />
pinpong in my mouth</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t entirely <em>want</em> to know:</p>
<p>real rape kitchen video<br />
how to write threatening email without being caught<br />
i&#8217;m a bad guy and innocent<br />
what are some good probing personal questions<br />
photoes of various illness of ass in females and treatement of ass of females by doctors<br />
women naked sexing men<br />
vomiting dog video<br />
pictures of eyeballs out of there sockets<br />
breast penis size in siblings</p>
<p>(edited to add) And from last month, in no particular order:</p>
<p>children who express the desire to kill their siblings<br />
staring at the bridge of the nose<br />
amazing randi idiot<br />
i have thoughts of killing my kids<br />
dead bunny power tool<br />
purple lips on autistics<br />
what did you have to do to be punished in medieval times<br />
lesbian suffocate her with plastic bag<br />
fat people doing sex<br />
tarred and feathered medieval women withholding<br />
being asked to give head<br />
how to build a phone out of cups<br />
is my hamster dying<br />
i am a nice loving person<br />
more accepted burping<br />
i think spirits are taking my forks and spoons<br />
great people dont do things differently<br />
extreme private self mutilation pics<br />
how can i stand out to people instead of always being the person in the background<br />
hamster is crying<br />
is criticizing partner penis size dangerous for relationship?<br />
how to dispose dead hamster<br />
sordid blanket<br />
can a retard play chess<br />
vomiting dog video</p>
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