<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Ben&#039;s Bitter Blog]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://bensbitterblog.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[bensbitterblog]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://bensbitterblog.com/author/bensbitterblog/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Guest Post Bitterness]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_936" style="width: 360px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/tonight-show2.png"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-936" data-attachment-id="936" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2013/02/06/guest-post-bitterness/tonight-show-3/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/tonight-show2.png" data-orig-size="595,414" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Tonight show" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;Ladies and Gentlemen, your Guest Poster, Bitter Ben.  Hey stop booing!&lt;/p&gt;
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<p>It has been my dream to be a guest host on the Jay Leno hosted Tonight Show so that the audience has something to laugh about.  Not that I am funny at all, but because Jay Leno is not.  If I did just one funny thing, it would be way funnier than Jay Leno has ever been.  I think since he was born, he has made one person laugh(his mom).  However, it was only because he got baby food on his face.  Other than that&#8230;</p>
<p>Alas my dream hasn&#8217;t been realized and for that I am very bitter.  However, a nice blogger named Ashley invited people to guest post on her blog <a href="http://chaosandwords.wordpress.com/category/guest-post-2/">Chaos and Words</a> .  I applied for the guest post position and gave it my best, and she accepted it!  She probably accepts everyone, but don&#8217;t ruin my moment.  I took me like an hour to do it!  Stealing pictures from the internet isn&#8217;t as easy as it looks! Plus I had to write words.  In a sentence form and that is also hard.  So it is with great bitterness that I present my first guest post.  Please give Ashley&#8217;s blog some love for taking such bitter content and making it look so lovely.   You may read my post by clicking on the link <a href="http://chaosandwords.wordpress.com/category/guest-post-2/">right here</a>.</p>
<p>Arrrgghhh</p>
<p>Bitter Ben</p>
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